Jessica the Germanic
What a Teutonic Beauty!
Vital statistics:
Breed: Who knows? New Zealand cross, maybe?
Birthday: Ohhh...probably around Easter, 1995. We figure she's a
Pisces.
Weight: 8.8 lbs.
Color: fawn
Actor to play her in a movie: Ahhnold Schwartznegger in drag.
Jessica puts her own spin on The Caverns of Mystery.
Jess' and her big, huggable mate Wolf enjoy
the good life. She and Wolf have no idea that they eat better than their
humans. (Kevin feels guilty when he eats a banana. "I'm eating the kids'
food!!!") She just rings her dinner bell toy when we're late with the
goods.
Yes. We know. We need professional help. Thank you very much.
