Maggie the Klingon
Maggie's story is a sad one, but with a happy ending. She was one of 1994's
thousands of abandoned Easter Bunnies. But she was one of the lucky ones
who was found by caring (read: sucker) humans instead of a dog, cat or
other predator. She had horrible wounds seething with the fly larvae that
are her namesake. Against all odds, today she's a strapping beauty with
the personality of a Klingon panther. We put her IQ at about
650.
(Oh, and by the way--her eyes are actually brown. But they
glow with the fires of Hell whenever you look at
her.)
Maggie's only love in life was Gryphon the
Mighty, and later, Duncan the
Mild. Others are barely
tolerated. Don't get too close, or there will be a hole where your nose
used to be. We are not kidding about this.
When Gryphon and Duncan left to run with the Black Rabbit's Owsla, Maggie
would probably have died of grief if it had not been for rakish Hamish, an
Archangel sent by Gryphon to comfort his little, dark bride. No one can
ever fill Gryphon's and Duncan's bunny slippers, but Hamish is a charmer
who won Maggie's heart, against all odds.
Yow!! Maggie, what are you doing back there?!