Enter the Terrifying World of Lagomorpha...
if you
dare.
Okay. We warned you.
Dana and Kevin know the
truth about rabbits.
(Halloween, 1994)
So you say you're still not frightened.
"Then follow! But! Follow only if ye be men of valor,
for the
entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no
man
yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn
about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or
your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty
big pointy teeth."
Come then. But beware the Foul Tempered
Rrrodents* (Our Own Clans of House Rabbits)
...or just go straight to The Den of
Adoptable Rabbits (When you realize you just can't live without one.)
*actually, they're Lagomorphs.